Ryan Leaf mugs make The Onion | Sports & Recreation
Pardon the brief moment of aggregation, but Ryan Leaf has been formally inducted into The Onion, a parody news source. His unmistakable mug was top and center of the story that says he’s a worse criminal than football player.
Criminal and football analysts announced Monday that, in light of his second arrest for felony burglary in just four days, former NFL quarterback Ryan Leaf is now officially performing even worse as a criminal than he did as a disastrous No. 2 draft pick for the San Diego Chargers.
Of course it’s not a real news story, so he might not actually be a worse criminal than football player. Third time is the charm, right?